Friday, December 08, 2006
Christmas and the Crazy...it goes hand in hand
Christmas Cheer
It's heading towards that time of year people. Drinks, food and gift giving a-plenty! And while I'm Harsh by name, I am certainly not by nature. So I would like to give this Xmas, to you all, my lovely readers who check in, and hopefully chuckle each week. You've made what started out as a pissed Logies rant, into a fantastically fun weekly adventure.
Email me with your favourite comment of the year and a postal address and I'll send a Christmas treat! I've got books, CD's and some Aesop products so if you have preference let me know. If there are any universally popular comments, I'll let you know in next week's edition.
Thanks again, for all the support!
Love, Lady Harsh
Alice Bell
Another day, another dollar, another useless misplaced, no function required belt. Yes, the trend oh trend that is so stupid when you actually think about it …a lot like sex really. Alice otherwise looks very indie film girl cool and while I myself would never wear that particular ensemble, bravo her for carrying it off…mostly.
Amanda N
You just know Amanda was loving being photographed. That she rung everyone back in Smalltime NSW to brag about her attending a party last night where celebrity cameras took snaps of her! There’s nothing at all wrong with her outfit…and there’s nothing at all right. It’s just a boring, blah black sack-o-dress. I’d write something nasty or mean but I’m just bored by it, I can’t be bothered. Apathetic fashion.
Belinda M
Ignoring the fact that Belinda looks like she’s in a Russian prostitute's home, I think she’s sparked well. Except the finishing touches poorly let her down. If you’re going to disco diva it up, then maybe brush your hair. Also when fake’n’baking check the foot line. If done incorrectly, it comes up a treat in a photog’s lense.
Bessie Bardot
I don’t know what it is about Bessie, but I just can’t get behind whatever she’s wearing. And of course, that means I’m biased but I run the joint so too bad, too sad. I’ve decided my major fault with Bessie, isn’t even her fault, poor lass. It’s just whenever I see her, she has quite possibly the longest neck in D-Grade celebrity history. And I know that’s genetics but she consistently accentuates this by wearing tube tops and the like. It’s part human, part giraffe.
Bianca Dye
Miss Dye is another young lassie, who just never gets it right. Like EVER. Here it’s very clear why, and it’s something she should note for the future. Never wear a high neckline again, and I know it’s sheer, but it gives her the illusion of five chins instead of one. Also don’t tuck your boots into the jean, in the middle of summer. She obviously is no Isabel Lucas in the size department and that’s fine, not many people are, but there are ways to work with it. This is fighting against it.
Daniel Craig
Well, call me converted. I popped along to see the boy on Monday night and I was super impressed. And a cynic to start with but he won me over, with his brooding good looks and impressive stunt work. On the red carpet he continues along with his 'Campaign to Win Lady Harsh’s Heart 2006’ (it’s pretty competitive). The black, on black, on black is very cool and helps to streamline him in effort to up the height stakes. However the fiancée, while being gorgeous, does nothing to show the world why she got her man. I’m mean darling, there’s nothing wrong with an expensive dress matched with the perfect cleavage. Unless of course, you two actually talk and chat and see more in each other than just looks – I don’t understand that.
Emma B
The sun is shining, the boats are sailing across the Harbour, it’s late November and half of Sydney is alight with bush fires. What too wear? I know, knee high boots, stockings and smock dress! Emma come on, you’re an Aussie chick, let’s see the stubbies and thongs.
Erika Hairnets
It’s not the dress that so much bothers me today. In fact, it’s quite summery and white and lovely. I myself, would be guaranteed to spill tomato sauce down the front but that’s just me. However, Erika dear, it’s the shoes, what’s going on there? Are they ballet shoes? Did you rush over from your boyfriends house and forget to take shoes, so in a flash of ingenuity, fashion a pair from two bow ties he had lying around? Just wondering?
Jake Wall
Okay, that’s it. I’m putting my foot down. No more white shoes for boys. It’s just plain stupid! I’m sorry if people out there think it’s great but no, it’s not. And then to team it with those loser-y muscle man t-shirts. Jake you don’t like red carpet, you look Chaser’s nightclub at 2 in the morning. And you're banging Miss Universe, you can do better.
Krystal
Firstly who let her on the red carpet? They must have a sense of humour or knew that I like to poke fun at people. So thanks for that. Those breasts really are paying for themselves though when you think about it. Red carpet invites, shagging the God member on Idol (oops) and having the Zoo Weekly boys on speed dial. However, she’s forgotten a few things, like removing her napkin from dinner from her shirt.
Laura C
Is it me or is Laura slimming down lately? Not that she needed too at all but we are finding less and less body fat on her. Still if you are going to be wearing a condom as a dress (so snug) then I guess you want to weigh next to nothing. The horrible Speeds shoes ruin the slimline effect with their chunky pointy toes. It’s a bad day for shoes here at HLOD.
Matt Newton
Okay Mattie, we know you are by FAR, by planets and stars and in fact a whole universe, the more talented Newton sibling. In fact, just by attending an event without either Mum or Dad you win a billion points in my book. Still, you’re looking a little sketchy these days. A little red rimmed around the eyes. And yes, working with all that Newton hair must be hard, but they do make product for that stuff. A little spruce up never hurt anyone. I’m sure Lauren’s got some free time to help you!
Sarah Murdoch
OH MY GOD. Perfection. Sublime. Top notch. Shit hot. Sarah you rock my world. I wish I could be you, what with your closested husband who is still pretty damn sexy, your tubby little kids. But most of all, your stunning girl next door outlook. The first outfit which gives the effect of legs that go on forever!!! And the dress, so unique and beautiful and you didn’t ruin it with any stupid accessories or over the top hairstyle. Ladies, lords, starlets from all around town – this it IT! Watch and learn (and take notes).
It's heading towards that time of year people. Drinks, food and gift giving a-plenty! And while I'm Harsh by name, I am certainly not by nature. So I would like to give this Xmas, to you all, my lovely readers who check in, and hopefully chuckle each week. You've made what started out as a pissed Logies rant, into a fantastically fun weekly adventure.
Email me with your favourite comment of the year and a postal address and I'll send a Christmas treat! I've got books, CD's and some Aesop products so if you have preference let me know. If there are any universally popular comments, I'll let you know in next week's edition.
Thanks again, for all the support!
Love, Lady Harsh
Alice Bell
Another day, another dollar, another useless misplaced, no function required belt. Yes, the trend oh trend that is so stupid when you actually think about it …a lot like sex really. Alice otherwise looks very indie film girl cool and while I myself would never wear that particular ensemble, bravo her for carrying it off…mostly.
Amanda N
You just know Amanda was loving being photographed. That she rung everyone back in Smalltime NSW to brag about her attending a party last night where celebrity cameras took snaps of her! There’s nothing at all wrong with her outfit…and there’s nothing at all right. It’s just a boring, blah black sack-o-dress. I’d write something nasty or mean but I’m just bored by it, I can’t be bothered. Apathetic fashion.
Belinda M
Ignoring the fact that Belinda looks like she’s in a Russian prostitute's home, I think she’s sparked well. Except the finishing touches poorly let her down. If you’re going to disco diva it up, then maybe brush your hair. Also when fake’n’baking check the foot line. If done incorrectly, it comes up a treat in a photog’s lense.
Bessie Bardot
I don’t know what it is about Bessie, but I just can’t get behind whatever she’s wearing. And of course, that means I’m biased but I run the joint so too bad, too sad. I’ve decided my major fault with Bessie, isn’t even her fault, poor lass. It’s just whenever I see her, she has quite possibly the longest neck in D-Grade celebrity history. And I know that’s genetics but she consistently accentuates this by wearing tube tops and the like. It’s part human, part giraffe.
Bianca Dye
Miss Dye is another young lassie, who just never gets it right. Like EVER. Here it’s very clear why, and it’s something she should note for the future. Never wear a high neckline again, and I know it’s sheer, but it gives her the illusion of five chins instead of one. Also don’t tuck your boots into the jean, in the middle of summer. She obviously is no Isabel Lucas in the size department and that’s fine, not many people are, but there are ways to work with it. This is fighting against it.
Daniel Craig
Well, call me converted. I popped along to see the boy on Monday night and I was super impressed. And a cynic to start with but he won me over, with his brooding good looks and impressive stunt work. On the red carpet he continues along with his 'Campaign to Win Lady Harsh’s Heart 2006’ (it’s pretty competitive). The black, on black, on black is very cool and helps to streamline him in effort to up the height stakes. However the fiancée, while being gorgeous, does nothing to show the world why she got her man. I’m mean darling, there’s nothing wrong with an expensive dress matched with the perfect cleavage. Unless of course, you two actually talk and chat and see more in each other than just looks – I don’t understand that.
Emma B
The sun is shining, the boats are sailing across the Harbour, it’s late November and half of Sydney is alight with bush fires. What too wear? I know, knee high boots, stockings and smock dress! Emma come on, you’re an Aussie chick, let’s see the stubbies and thongs.
Erika Hairnets
It’s not the dress that so much bothers me today. In fact, it’s quite summery and white and lovely. I myself, would be guaranteed to spill tomato sauce down the front but that’s just me. However, Erika dear, it’s the shoes, what’s going on there? Are they ballet shoes? Did you rush over from your boyfriends house and forget to take shoes, so in a flash of ingenuity, fashion a pair from two bow ties he had lying around? Just wondering?
Jake Wall
Okay, that’s it. I’m putting my foot down. No more white shoes for boys. It’s just plain stupid! I’m sorry if people out there think it’s great but no, it’s not. And then to team it with those loser-y muscle man t-shirts. Jake you don’t like red carpet, you look Chaser’s nightclub at 2 in the morning. And you're banging Miss Universe, you can do better.
Krystal
Firstly who let her on the red carpet? They must have a sense of humour or knew that I like to poke fun at people. So thanks for that. Those breasts really are paying for themselves though when you think about it. Red carpet invites, shagging the God member on Idol (oops) and having the Zoo Weekly boys on speed dial. However, she’s forgotten a few things, like removing her napkin from dinner from her shirt.
Laura C
Is it me or is Laura slimming down lately? Not that she needed too at all but we are finding less and less body fat on her. Still if you are going to be wearing a condom as a dress (so snug) then I guess you want to weigh next to nothing. The horrible Speeds shoes ruin the slimline effect with their chunky pointy toes. It’s a bad day for shoes here at HLOD.
Matt Newton
Okay Mattie, we know you are by FAR, by planets and stars and in fact a whole universe, the more talented Newton sibling. In fact, just by attending an event without either Mum or Dad you win a billion points in my book. Still, you’re looking a little sketchy these days. A little red rimmed around the eyes. And yes, working with all that Newton hair must be hard, but they do make product for that stuff. A little spruce up never hurt anyone. I’m sure Lauren’s got some free time to help you!
Sarah Murdoch
OH MY GOD. Perfection. Sublime. Top notch. Shit hot. Sarah you rock my world. I wish I could be you, what with your closested husband who is still pretty damn sexy, your tubby little kids. But most of all, your stunning girl next door outlook. The first outfit which gives the effect of legs that go on forever!!! And the dress, so unique and beautiful and you didn’t ruin it with any stupid accessories or over the top hairstyle. Ladies, lords, starlets from all around town – this it IT! Watch and learn (and take notes).
