The Harsh Light of Day

Axle Whitehead

The first ARIA’s back for the pants dropping bad boy and aside from the KFC tuxedo affect, he’s looking all kinds of brooding hot. It’s very James Dean over styled, and it’s very NOW. Anyone watching the building hype for the Twilight film will totally see the Robert Pattison likeness here.

Gabrielle Cilmi

Well, we now know that Gabrielle is one of those dressers! Yep, those wacked out crazy antic red carpet dresser. There isn’t much to say about a number like this, except that it would be a BITCH to dry clean. Also those boots are horrendous!

Lizzy Lovette

Thinking about it, it seems that I rip into Lizzy here at Harsh Light a lot, but come on, how can I resist? She’s wearing a leopard print dressing gown! It’s a cast off from the Kath and Kim wardrobe department. ARIA night is hard to dress for, I’ll give that to Lizzy, but surely a Gold Coast retiree isn’t your fashion icon of choice!

Megan Gale

I hate to be cruel about Meggie because God knows I love her and her taste in men, but that dress is awfully cheap looking. And that’s not saying Meggie is cheap, not at all. But it strangely resembles the bathmat material from my old house, the textured one that was always nice to rub my feet on. Not great dress material. Also at a passing glance, it could be Krystal Forscutt and no one wants to resemble her, not even a passing glance resemblance.

Natalie Bassingthwaite

This is like a giant reminder to take my medication. Take the red pill.

Pink

I really like Pink. I like her attitude to herself, about herself and her general it’s my way style. Which means of course she can wear whatever she wants, in any style. It’s great and this works completely. Classy, sexy and sassy and very un-ARIA’s which makes it awesome.

Ricki-Lee

I don’t want to be mean to the Rick-ster especially post the separation, but this isn’t the most flattering outfit for the girl. It’s a little too much junk in the trunk, Jennifer Love Hewitt style. And let it be said, as a possessor of a fair bit of junk in my trunk, I’m not against said junk. I’m just against dressing said junk badly. I’m a believer of making the trunk and all it's junk look good. And I’ll stop now before I confuse the junk and trunk.

Ruby Rose

Cool, sassy and rock with hot hair and even hotter shoes.

All ruined by the tatts. Okay, sure it’s rock’n’roll but when you’re 80 and rolling down to the newsagent to buy the lotto ticket that tattoo on her arm is going to look crinkly and wrinkly. Blah. By saying yuck to tatts though, I now realise how much I sound like I am 80.

Tim Campbell & Anthony Callea

Awwww. Does anyone else think that’s really cute?! I’m glad they’re not afraid for the red carpet, embrace it up boys and be proud I say. Although, I didn’t realise there was such a height difference. Funny.

Vanessa Amorosi

Re Tattoos, see Ruby Rose, ergo. Secondly, Vanessa, I thought the last album did well? I’m confused why you needed to dress in garbage bag material and I’m also afraid because those bags rip all the time and I’d hate to think of it ripping in the wrong area at the wrong time. Or is that what you’re attempting, a little Janet Jackson publicity nudity. If so, please no. Also those shoes are not your friends and are doing you no favours, especially your ankles.