Friday, June 23, 2006
Friday Bacon
On the menu: Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
Bacon degree: She's British, we are unfortunately one under the Commonwealth
This is what being a human toffee apple must be like. You get dipped syrupying stuff so one end of looks sickly brown and the other end is a white stick!! People this is the latest crime in fake tanning - the half/half. It's like ordeing half/half pizza - if you're going to indulge in something so bad for you, just eating the whole damn thing! She's seriously not wearing stockings, those are her really honest to goodness, British legs. And we all know the Brits don't tan well, so unless she's literally half mum, half Brazilian Dad there is no excuse for such an error.
Bacon degree: She's British, we are unfortunately one under the Commonwealth
This is what being a human toffee apple must be like. You get dipped syrupying stuff so one end of looks sickly brown and the other end is a white stick!! People this is the latest crime in fake tanning - the half/half. It's like ordeing half/half pizza - if you're going to indulge in something so bad for you, just eating the whole damn thing! She's seriously not wearing stockings, those are her really honest to goodness, British legs. And we all know the Brits don't tan well, so unless she's literally half mum, half Brazilian Dad there is no excuse for such an error.
# posted by HLOD : 3:18 PM
