Wednesday, January 03, 2007
A New Year Brings...Well...A Mixed Bag
Welcome back ladies and the few gents! Hope everyone over indulged and now sits quietly at their desks, pretending that the report really needs to be concentrated on, went in fact, you’re simply trying to solve the incredibly hard Solitaire game you’ve got going on.
A huge thanks to all those who responded to Christmas post – you’re presents are on their way!
Popular comments included my continued hatred of Lauren Newton and those that associated with her, many enjoyed the flaying of Bec Hewitt, Holly Brisley support of the Target fashion label was fancied, and Jessica Rowe’s growing baby almost stealing my Sakata baby’s spotlight surprisingly was a favourite - you should've seen my Christmas lunch baby, it rivaled Kate Holmes pregnancy.
I simply adore the feedback and thank you for that – please feel free to keep telling me what you think! Considering you have to read my ranting thoughts – it’s only a far exchange I think.
Alright, enough yabbing - let's get down to business!
Cate Blanchett
It’s un-explainable, confounding and totally confusing. What looks like a nasty accident with scissors and muslin material some how, just works on Cate. Secondly anyone, who can smile while wearing those skyscraper shoes deserves every plaudit they can get.
Chloe Maxwell
I know Chloe recently popped out a bubba but there’s no need to ascribe to a 50’s house wife. Also if Chloe were entering a competition to make herself twice her actually size by wearing a dress that accentuated every wobbly post birth bit and widened her circumference then she would win hands down, big fat hands down victory.
Claudia Karvan
I must state first and foremost, I don’t get the Claudy love. I just don’t ADORE her like some people do, I loved the Big Steal along with the rest of you but something undefinable irks me about her. Just wanted to put that out there so I can’t be accused of …I don’t know, non favouritism. Coz, Claudy, the dress just doesn’t fit you! Unless of course, you’re one of those people who believe in squeezing their boobs into cups two sizes below yours and pretending that’s normal. (Little hint: it’s not normal)
Emily Barclay
Okay, she’s the next IT girl and we get that, we’ve covered that road here for the past few months but come on, Emily, the black tights and red shoes combo has GOT TO STOP! I’ve counted four or five appearances in both these items. I’m all for getting the most out of a purchase but you’re a step away from darning the stocks when a hole appears and re-soling the shoes to continue their life – and as an IT girl, it’s so not necessary.
Gigi Edgley
I’ve cottoned onto Gigi, I’m hip to her game. Yes, honey, Dakota Fanning is wonderful actress and has made a quite a career of being the same age for at least five years, but she's got that market covered. You can try and edge her out but she’s got the pig on her side and Oprah. So dressing like 12 year old is really a waste of time. Yours and ours.
Saskia Burmeister
Saskia looked stunning and fresh and beautiful and continues to wow me for being lovely and sweet. Her unexpected victory for a guest spot on Blue Heelers was even sweeter as half the room laughed at embarrassment over such a show muddying up their AFI’s. A demure and lovely colour with PERFECT hair and makeup makes me love little Sasky and want her to succeed beyond second fiddle to Delta in crap cash-in film.
Susie Porter
While Susie is yes, a very gifted and talented actress and deserve the nation’s admiration for so strongly supporting the local industry – she is, putting it plainly, fashion retarded. This is like her, third or fourth appearance on this site and I’m sorry to say, it’s never been good. Here she sports her homage to the Charlotte York-McDougal era of Sex and the City. This outfit eerily resembles the dress Charlotte wore to the Spring Scottish Fling where Bunny McDougal proceed to take jabs at poor Char. Well, Susie, I’m not Bunny but there is something to be said for her directness.
Tammy MacIntosh
I don’t know where Tammy thought she was going. Clearly the baby has befuddled her brain, because she must have thought she was attending the Hogs’n’Heffers Harley Davidson Reunion Tour and by the time the red carpet loomed, there was nothing she could do.
Camilla Frank
Turn it on! Turn on the damn fan in reverse cycle and suck that damn sheet off her body. How, is this look surviving? Fashion Editors are you encouraging this? Is this your work? Coz, it’s not funny and my retinas don’t appreciate the joke!
Chris Hemsworth
Okay, I’m fine with the outfit. It’s all good but I present this photo because glory be, Chris has cut that stringy Hewitt hair off, that I think lost him the vote on Dancing, and is back to my beloved clean cut with an edge! THANK GOD AND BLESS YOU GENETIC WONDERS. Hopefully he doesn’t return to all old habits – Isabel.
Paris Hilton
The Devil’s in town. Look it has to be said for Paris, that she doesn’t dress terribly – wait, before you burn your computer screens in protest, hear me out – she is still a vapid, trash bag whore (was too harsh? Didn't think so) but she does have a body that clothes look pretty good on (cover her face with your hands). And she doesn’t dress that badly, compare her with Britney No Pants Spears and Lindsay No, Really Leggings Are Cool Lohan.
That being said, she looks like she’s leaving the Gold Coast Party Big Time Backpackers to hit the beach and buy some awesome imitation Guccy and Pradi bags and then try on some Marc Stacobs and Versaci clothes. Paris, darling, all five star hotels require a shirt – which is a difficult concept to grasp I know, especially considering the soft core porn display Bondi later witnessed but come on, shirt it up. For me?
Wentworth Miller
Clearly Prison Break has taught Wenty a few things, like how to flying completely under the radar – mine especially. I searched high and low for the lovely escapee over Christmas but to no avail. He apparently was in Australia but I never heard about wild parties, strippers or drinking binges – does he not know that’s what celebrities do? He’s obviously a very nice, nice boy. That includes putting on his most respectable work clothes, and committing to his work and being very nice to all the required people. Yes, he does look like a librarian – a hot young, tell me how the Dewey Decimal System works again, librarian but I don’t care.
A huge thanks to all those who responded to Christmas post – you’re presents are on their way!
Popular comments included my continued hatred of Lauren Newton and those that associated with her, many enjoyed the flaying of Bec Hewitt, Holly Brisley support of the Target fashion label was fancied, and Jessica Rowe’s growing baby almost stealing my Sakata baby’s spotlight surprisingly was a favourite - you should've seen my Christmas lunch baby, it rivaled Kate Holmes pregnancy.
I simply adore the feedback and thank you for that – please feel free to keep telling me what you think! Considering you have to read my ranting thoughts – it’s only a far exchange I think.
Alright, enough yabbing - let's get down to business!
Cate Blanchett
It’s un-explainable, confounding and totally confusing. What looks like a nasty accident with scissors and muslin material some how, just works on Cate. Secondly anyone, who can smile while wearing those skyscraper shoes deserves every plaudit they can get.
Chloe Maxwell
I know Chloe recently popped out a bubba but there’s no need to ascribe to a 50’s house wife. Also if Chloe were entering a competition to make herself twice her actually size by wearing a dress that accentuated every wobbly post birth bit and widened her circumference then she would win hands down, big fat hands down victory.
Claudia Karvan
I must state first and foremost, I don’t get the Claudy love. I just don’t ADORE her like some people do, I loved the Big Steal along with the rest of you but something undefinable irks me about her. Just wanted to put that out there so I can’t be accused of …I don’t know, non favouritism. Coz, Claudy, the dress just doesn’t fit you! Unless of course, you’re one of those people who believe in squeezing their boobs into cups two sizes below yours and pretending that’s normal. (Little hint: it’s not normal)
Emily Barclay
Okay, she’s the next IT girl and we get that, we’ve covered that road here for the past few months but come on, Emily, the black tights and red shoes combo has GOT TO STOP! I’ve counted four or five appearances in both these items. I’m all for getting the most out of a purchase but you’re a step away from darning the stocks when a hole appears and re-soling the shoes to continue their life – and as an IT girl, it’s so not necessary.
Gigi Edgley
I’ve cottoned onto Gigi, I’m hip to her game. Yes, honey, Dakota Fanning is wonderful actress and has made a quite a career of being the same age for at least five years, but she's got that market covered. You can try and edge her out but she’s got the pig on her side and Oprah. So dressing like 12 year old is really a waste of time. Yours and ours.
Saskia Burmeister
Saskia looked stunning and fresh and beautiful and continues to wow me for being lovely and sweet. Her unexpected victory for a guest spot on Blue Heelers was even sweeter as half the room laughed at embarrassment over such a show muddying up their AFI’s. A demure and lovely colour with PERFECT hair and makeup makes me love little Sasky and want her to succeed beyond second fiddle to Delta in crap cash-in film.
Susie PorterWhile Susie is yes, a very gifted and talented actress and deserve the nation’s admiration for so strongly supporting the local industry – she is, putting it plainly, fashion retarded. This is like her, third or fourth appearance on this site and I’m sorry to say, it’s never been good. Here she sports her homage to the Charlotte York-McDougal era of Sex and the City. This outfit eerily resembles the dress Charlotte wore to the Spring Scottish Fling where Bunny McDougal proceed to take jabs at poor Char. Well, Susie, I’m not Bunny but there is something to be said for her directness.
Tammy MacIntoshI don’t know where Tammy thought she was going. Clearly the baby has befuddled her brain, because she must have thought she was attending the Hogs’n’Heffers Harley Davidson Reunion Tour and by the time the red carpet loomed, there was nothing she could do.
Camilla FrankTurn it on! Turn on the damn fan in reverse cycle and suck that damn sheet off her body. How, is this look surviving? Fashion Editors are you encouraging this? Is this your work? Coz, it’s not funny and my retinas don’t appreciate the joke!
Chris Hemsworth
Okay, I’m fine with the outfit. It’s all good but I present this photo because glory be, Chris has cut that stringy Hewitt hair off, that I think lost him the vote on Dancing, and is back to my beloved clean cut with an edge! THANK GOD AND BLESS YOU GENETIC WONDERS. Hopefully he doesn’t return to all old habits – Isabel.
Paris Hilton
The Devil’s in town. Look it has to be said for Paris, that she doesn’t dress terribly – wait, before you burn your computer screens in protest, hear me out – she is still a vapid, trash bag whore (was too harsh? Didn't think so) but she does have a body that clothes look pretty good on (cover her face with your hands). And she doesn’t dress that badly, compare her with Britney No Pants Spears and Lindsay No, Really Leggings Are Cool Lohan.
That being said, she looks like she’s leaving the Gold Coast Party Big Time Backpackers to hit the beach and buy some awesome imitation Guccy and Pradi bags and then try on some Marc Stacobs and Versaci clothes. Paris, darling, all five star hotels require a shirt – which is a difficult concept to grasp I know, especially considering the soft core porn display Bondi later witnessed but come on, shirt it up. For me?
Wentworth Miller
Clearly Prison Break has taught Wenty a few things, like how to flying completely under the radar – mine especially. I searched high and low for the lovely escapee over Christmas but to no avail. He apparently was in Australia but I never heard about wild parties, strippers or drinking binges – does he not know that’s what celebrities do? He’s obviously a very nice, nice boy. That includes putting on his most respectable work clothes, and committing to his work and being very nice to all the required people. Yes, he does look like a librarian – a hot young, tell me how the Dewey Decimal System works again, librarian but I don’t care.
# posted by HLOD : 1:08 PM
