The Harsh Light of Day

Part 1 today, Part 2 tomorrow - got keep you interested!

Adrienne Frantz

Hey wait a sec, isn’t this the Oscar’s? You know, the height of heights, the hardest invite to score this side of a Jolie-Pitt playdate? What the hell is Amber from Bold & The Beautiful doing there? Sure, she looks super glam and very red carpet attention seeking, but I just can’t get past the fact that a Forrester has finally made it to the red carpet. Do you think it’s a Ridge Forrester original?

Amy Adams

Amy was one of the few brave ones who risked a colour and boy, am I glad she did. The green is so very flattering to her pale complexion. The cut and style are perfectly Oscars.

Amy Ryan

You know, everyone just played it a little safe on the red carpet this time. And Amy, you are Captain of the Safe Team with the boring navy. Come on, you’re nominated in Best Actress and yeah, you’re up against some heavyweights but maybe put up a bit of a fight.

Anne Hathaway

I feel dear Anne has forever felt the pressure of high fashion since starring in Devil Wears Prada. She’s felt required to be the after shot and it sometimes doesn’t work. While the colour is very sumptuous, the cut and hydrangeas she dragged along with it – not so much.

Calista Flockhart

I couldn’t decide if I liked Calista’s dress or not and what tipped me over was above neck action. It seems that she got half way through cleansing and just stopped, no foundation, no powder to prevent shine, hair pulled back in a butterfly clip. Just flat out stopped!

Cameron Diaz

Sure, Cameron’s the good time girl and she always brings something a little unique but this outfit totally feels like last year Part 2. In fact, I’m not entirely unsure, she didn’t wash her white dress with something red and hey presto, recycle.

Courtney Love

You really can’t tell what you’ll get with C-Love, so in a way, this is not bad – it could be a whole lot worse. Sure, the fringe is very questionable and who knows what’s been ingested pre-carpet but she’s standing, she’s alive and looking at a camera.

Josh Brolin & Diane Lane

I consider Josh Brolin to be part of the two men No Country for Old Men revelation. Men you never knew were quite that hot! See also: Javier Bardem. And Diane, you don’t look too bad at all in the brown.

Eva Herzigova

Do you think Eva saw Heidi Klum’s consistent invitations to every award and wanted in on it? Well Eva, you’ll have to do better than excess yellow tissue paper dress you’ve got going on here. Really, florists should never design dresses.

Eva Orner

Eva, we know not who you are
Well before yesterday anyway
You looked amazing, very pretty
Don’t start working with Michael Bay

George Clooney & Sarah Larson

Really? Seriously, really? Sarah, um, have you actually looked at who you’re standing next to? Yep, that’s George Clooney. THE George Clooney, dude who runs around Lake Como and who everyone in Hollywood wants to bed – men and women. So honey, to be on his arm, a bedspread ain’t going to be enough. You’ve got a whole lot more to work on.